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Taekwondo Rules

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This song was written in March 2018, when the lead singer, at just five years old, achieved Yellow Belt status in her Taekwondo classes. Despite the notoriety it gained her amongst her peers (and the huge expense to her mother), she struggled with her commitment to the martial arts. This song was intended to reinvigorate her but the she struggled with her commitment to a second verse and instead the band was brought to near destruction.

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Tae
kwon
do
rules!

Went to the forest
found myself a family
got myself a mama
and a new cat
I got a new puppy
she was super itchy
then I got a fish
he was kind of fat

Punch, kick, block
This is how we rock
I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk

Punch, kick, block
This is how we rock
I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk

I went to the forest
found myself a daughter
she never wasted water
she was so mature

She loved to eat those spicy onions
she hated mac n' cheese
and when I said, "It's time to leave"
she never begs or cries or pees or screams, "NO!"

I bought her a princess hat
and a princess bag
and a great big rainbow wig

She called me the greatest dad
and the greatest rapper that had ever lived
She said it was crazy that I was still making tracks with this lazy kid
So we started a brand new band
it's your boy with a dope new brand: Blue Poison

Punch, kick, block
(I tell ya) This is how we rock
(I'm saying) I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk

(You got to) Punch, kick, block
(I tell ya) This is how we rock
(I'm saying) I'm a Tiny Tiger
Bow before you talk

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from Red Poison, released December 3, 2019

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Red Poison Portland, Oregon

Red Poison is the brainchild of actual-child Amelia Bloom, a PDX-based 1st grader with a penchant for jewelry and unicorns. With the help of Gavin Castleton and Alexis Henry she (sort of) wrote and recorded these songs between the ages of 4 and 6. She has since fired the band to pursue a solo career. ... more

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